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I received a call from “Mary” this morning. (Her name isn’t really Mary, she just didn’t want me to use her real name on my blog. I am really not sure why, it would have been her ticket to stardom.) She was a little upset over the ringtone her husband assigned to her on his iphone. I am not sure what her problem is, I think a submarine battle cry is perfect for her. That way, every time she calls, he can quickly prepare for war.
I think everyone should have a personalized ringtone. Every time we place a call, our ringtone plays. We get assigned a tone based on popular vote. If you want a fun tone, you have to be super, duper fun.
Your ringtone will be required on all employment applications. That way, when a prospective employer is reviewing your resume, they can quickly understand your personality and work ethic. If you are a hard working man, you may get a ringtone like this:
If you like pegged jeans, hairband t-shirts and think Jo Dirt is the frickin hottest guy ever, you might end up with a ringtone like this:
If you didn’t like your ringtone, you could petition for a different one. The government could set up a committee which would review all petitions and investigate whether a change is deserved. This would be a great use of tax payer money. I think we should lobby for an earmark on the next bill.
I am still trying to figure out what my ringtone should be and am open to suggestions.
What’s your frickin tone?
LOL! This is too funny. Remember my favorite band the Cult, from high school? Well, I setup my hubby’s tone with one of my favorite songs, he didn’t appreciate being known as “Here comes the rain.” I had to change it. He was kind enough to set me up as “Firewoman.”