Frickin Hilarious Text
Posted by Lori | Posted in Frickin Blog, Frickin Fridays | Posted on 19-02-2010
Tags: frickin, frickin text messages, funny text messages
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So, I thought I would take a break from the Richmond American drama and tell you a little story. The moral of this story: Make sure you are texting the right phone number- especially if you start using multiple exclamation points and all caps.
I woke up this morning to my phone buzzing, alerting me of a text message. I picked up the phone and read:
Hurry! Call 407-843-0924 Charles re: job when you get a chance. Don’t forget!
I thought, “Who the frick is Charles?” So I write:
I am sorry, Charles who? I think you may be texting the wrong phone number.
In less than a minute, I receive a reply:
DUMMY!!! the RECRUITERS name is Charles!
I have to admit, at this point, I thought about pretending to be the appropriate party, and telling her I wasn’t going to call Charles, and I was enjoying my time off. I thought this would be pretty funny. But, I was worried that the party on the other end of the text would have an aneurysm, so I wrote:
Ummm, you are texting Lori Gilson. Are you meaning to text someone else?
Then, to give myself a giggle, I added:
Who is the dummy now?
I thought I might have gone too far, and was regretting the dummy question, when I received the following:
PAT!!! R U INSANE? IT’S ME, EILEEN. THIS IS NOT COMPLICATED!!!
At that point, I called Eileen. Now THAT was a frickin fun conversation! I love texting.







That’s awesome. I’ve had similar things happen before. One time a guy my brother used to deal drugs with texted me (I have no idea how he got my number) and was trying to get me to “stock up on the good stuff.” I played along for a while, then decided to call my brother’s phone number. This guy stoned out of his mind answered (not my brother) and thought I was his girlfriend Nicole.
It’s hard to explain the hillarity, I guess you had to be there.
Hi Nicole, thanks for the comment! I am glad you didn’t stock up on the good stuff.
Reminder to all my readers: Even if you are tempted by random texts- Don’t do drugs. Stay in school.
LOL! Drunk/distracted/doped/half-asleep texting is what makes the world go ’round!
What was that conversation like? Details?
Yes….the next post? The “frickin conversation w/a dummy…” Can’t wait!!