Ode to Richmond American Homes
Posted by Lori | Posted in Frickin Blog | Posted on 03-03-2010
Tags: frickin, frickin Richmond American, Funny Poems, Richmond American home problems, Richmond American Homes
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With all the emotion I have in my soul, I have tirelessly embarked upon a journey of frickin artistic discovery. Richmond American, I dedicate this ode to thee.
For four long winters
I trembled on icy, frigid nights where heat escaped me.
For forty-eight unending months
I stumbled on our driveway, falling, trying to protect my Nordstrom shoes from gravel marks.
For one thousand, four hundred days
I wiped away tears of frustration over a dryer-vent that whipped through the air mercilessly, unable to be attached to the outside vent.
For 33,600 hours
I cursed the plastic covering our main floor fireplace, prohibiting its use.
For 2,016,000 minutes
I glared at my windows, wishing they protected me from heat and cold.
For 120,960,000 seconds
I swore I would never buy another Richmond Home.
Now, I shall change my song and begin a count anew.
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Yay Richmond! Thanks for fixing our houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You had me at “Nordstrom shoes…..”
xo