Top 3 Reasons to be a Beeyotch
Posted by Lori | Posted in Frickin Blog | Posted on 10-06-2010
Tags: frickin, frickin Richmond American, Richmond American, Richmond American construction problems, Richmond American home reviews, Richmond American Homes, Richmond American Homes Driveways
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Do you know what is better than Christmas? You don’t? Well, I will tell you.
(Drum roll, please.)
A NEW FRICKIN DRIVEWAY!
Richmond American is FINALLY fixing our gravel pit!
The other day I was told that I was mean. For about twenty seconds, this bothered me. Then I realized there are some real advantages to being a beeyotch. If you don’t believe me, check out urban dictionary, where it defines beeyotch as “a term of affection or an insult.” Personally, I am going to go with the affection definition.
So, all of my neighbors that are getting brand new driveways due to my meanness- you can call me a beeyotch whenever you like, and I will take it as a compliment.
I was talking to a coworker today, and he said that I am not a true beeyotch, but I can strategically pull the beeyotch card. I really liked this. That conversation was the seed that grew into the following:
Top 3 Reasons to be a Beeyotch
1. You get what you want- most of the time. If you don’t get what you want, step it up.
2. When you are called this word, it is actually a compliment- like when Lindsey Lohan uses it on the guy she likes in “Mean Girls.” So, if someone calls you a beeyotch, really they are saying they have a huge crush on you.
3. Corporations take you seriously. Aren’t I right, Richmond American?
LOVE it! Not sure I’ve ever pulled the beeyotch card but maybe I should…sounds like fun!
Thanks, Emily! Glad you liked the post.
Sweet gals such as yourself may not have beeyotch card. However, if you do, I am sure I can help you find it and teach you how to use it strategically.
A good portion of my friends are beeyotches, and I love them for it. As I’m sure all of your neighbors love you.
On another note, I find it disconcerting that use of the word “beeyotch” seems to be on a downslide. This is the first time I’ve come across it in a while, and I was so happy to see it. It’s a good word, we must keep it around. I’m doing my part; thanks for doing yours, beeyotch.
Thanks Nicki! I am so happy you found my blog and commented. I couldn’t agree more. We definitely need to keep the word alive. You’re the best, ya beeyotch!