Have you ever received an email that claimed to be verified by snopes.com which told of a horrific situation where certain death was barely avoided, with a warning how you, too, can dodge it?

A favorite of mine is the “The Killer in the Backseat.” This story has a few different versions, but tells of a woman that was driving with a murderer in her car. She avoided becoming his next victim, thanks to a good Samaritan who warned her of the evil cargo.

Another awesome urban legend is about the giant alligators living in the sewers of New York City. I don’t know about you, but I definitely don’t want to encounter one of these bad boys in a bathroom stall.

I love those emails. They are awesome. My favorite thing about them is seeing who believed and forwarded the story to me. The sender usually encourages me to forward the warning to other women, followed by a small manipulation like, “if you really care about your mom, sisters, girlfriends, you HAVE to send them this email!”

My sister and I (the darling beauty mentioned in frickin pregnancy) decided to start an urban legend of our own, and see how far it got.

The good news: Totally believable.

The bad news: We received promises that our “friend’s family” would be remembered in prayers, so we had to let people know it was fictitious.

Unfortunately, the email never made it to Snopes. I, personally, think we had a frickin awesome email and a good chance to live forever in Snopes internet history. Let me know what you think.

WARNING! Do NOT mix household cleaners! Please tell all the women in your life to be very careful with household cleaners so the following does not happen to them!

A good friend of mine was recently cleaning her toilet and mixed cleanser with toilet cleaner. The fumes from the detergents combined, creating a toxic mist that caused her to become unconscious. She fell, hitting her head on the bathtub so hard, she died.

Thinking back on this, I believe we should have elaborated on the story, and better yet, not killed our heroine. A better ending would have been:

She fell, hit her head on the bathtub, and become unconscious- continually breathing the toxic fumes.

Fortunately, her small child saved her life. When her four year-old son found his mother non-responsive on the bathroom floor, he called 911. The paramedics arrived, rescued her from the bathroom fumes, and she lived.

Yes, I think that is a much better ending. Next time you receive an urban legend email and you think, “who WRITES this stuff?” The answer, people like us. OK, I admit it; we are frickin dorks.

What are you doing next Tuesday evening?

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My thirteen year-old is busy texting boys, watching vampire movies, creating dances with her friends that she records (and begs to put on youtube- which I do NOT allow) and talking on the phone.

Life wasn’t always like this. She used to be six and everything I said was true. She would run to the door and greet me with a smile and a hug. She would tell me everything about her day, which usually consisted of what cool rocks she found and how they sparkle.

When did she grow up?

When did life become about make-up, boys, friends, clothes, shopping, Twilight and Team Jacob?

I miss the days when her imaginary world was as real as the snow I see outside my window. She had special powers, secret passageways and an entire world of creatures more fantastic than anything written by CS Lewis or Tolkien.

Sometimes when she had a hard day, or a moment that wasn’t going her way, she would compare and contrast the two universes in which she lived. She would say, “In my world…” and would follow it by telling us how wonderful her world was. Sometimes I would tell her, “well, right now you are in this world, where we clean our rooms, make our beds, and go to sleep at 8:00.”

I was talking to my Dad recently about this, and we discussed what it would be like to design our own worlds. I have been thinking (I know, I know, CRAZY!) and believe I could come up with the perfect world.

In my world, we would all have the innocence, unconditional love and sincerity of six year-olds, and the wisdom and patience of the Dalai Lama. (The Art of Happiness is a great book, by the way.)

In my world, time would not exist. This would eliminate the need to rush or hurry for anything. There would be no deadlines, appointments, or time-related stress.

In my world, we would have endless energy with no need for sleep. We could accomplish incredible things as we would never tire.

In my world, we would all have perfect health. Our bodies would be as strong as the species on “I Am Legend,” but we would all be incredibly gorgeous. (Those creatures are frickin scary-looking!)

What does your world look like?

Every time I sit down to blog, I think about writing it. You know, that one post that NEEDS to be written? It is there inside you, forming, growing, developing a life of its own? I never understood writers who said they had a novel inside of them. Now I know, because I think I have one inside of me. Perhaps there are meds for that? Deep breath. OK, here goes.

Whew. I feel better. I think I just got it out.

Wait, a minute. Nope, it’s still there. Here we go again.

In June this year, we almost lost our baby boy. Sometime before he was eight weeks old, he ingested an airborne botulism spore which irreversibly bound to his intestines and started poisoning him.

Within hours one Saturday, he became paralyzed, blind and went into respiratory arrest. According to his doctors, and Wikipedia, the source of all truth and knowledge, Botulism (Botulinum toxin) is the most poisonous substance on earth. If it wasn’t for divine intervention, he wouldn’t have made it to the hospital alive.

For days it was a dark nightmare. The entire first week (out of 11 weeks we spent at Primary Children’s Hospital) was a blur. We cried. We prayed. We watched the monitors. The doctors ran test, after test, after test. After involving three separate teams of specialists, they finally were able to diagnose and treat our paralyzed little boy.

Eventually he was able to slightly move his right arm.
Then his left.
Then his feet.
And then one day, his eyelids fluttered.
It was glorious.

During the following twenty-two weeks he learned how to breathe, move, smile, drink a bottle and become a baby again.

Now, as I am writing this post, he is rolling around the carpet trying to put anything, and everything, into his mouth.

Through this nightmare, I have changed. I am still my silly, crazy, self; but there is a new sense of appreciation and gratitude that is so intense, I find myself getting choked-up almost every day. (Don’t worry, nobody knows, I blame it on my contacts.)

Life is so short. If I have learned anything, it is that each day is precious. Our time with our loved ones is invaluable. Hug your kids. Kiss your spouse. Be friends with your siblings. Call your parents. Say “I love you.” When we thought we were going to lose our baby, I wished so badly that I had spent more time cuddling him, and less time worrying about lack of sleep or a perfectly-clean house.

Christmas is upon us. While the rest of the world is scurrying around, stressed-out over finding the perfect present, my husband and I are cuddling on the couch, knowing quality time together with our children is more precious than anything we could find in a store.

Merry Christmas. I hope it is everything you want it to be. No, I hope it is more. I hope you take the time to truly enjoy this season by making memories that will last forever.

I could write an entire list of things I love about working at SEO.com, but instead, I will just post the video below. Where else could I get paid for doing things like this?

I am pretty sure MTV will be calling us soon. If you want my autograph now, I will be offering a discounted rate.