I was enjoying a bite of charbroiled chicken paradise this evening, when I beheld something I never thought I would see.

When you have just made the biggest decision of your life and promised yourself forever to your soul mate, where do you go to celebrate?

Yes, you go to McDonalds. In your frickin wedding dress. And your veil.

You also bring your wedding party. To make sure they are easily recognized as your guests, have them all wear leis. Yes, that should do the trick.

Another tip: Be extremely loud. This will aid in getting you the attention you deserve. After all, it is your frickin day.

Go ahead, order the milkshake. All those weeks of crash dieting are behind you. It is time to reward yourself for all the times you chose salad over pasta. However, when it comes time to choose your drink, go with the diet. This cancels out all the calories in the fries and double cheeseburger.

Debate over whether you should take your feast to go, or dine in. Ultimately, choose to stay. You have a captive audience now. Relish it.

Dining at the Golden Arches may not be as wonderful as actually saying “I do” next to a statue of Ronnie, but it is definitely a great way to end your night. After all, isn’t that what we all dream about when picturing our fairytale wedding?